Well he had backwards knees that’s fucking iconic like who is doing that
At this point I realized he didn’t sense irony, but am I the one to break his heart. He continued before I had the chance to speak, in the greatest Xavier Impression he could;
“Powers are for the weak. I have no powers. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights.”
Jaden in tears goes in to explain
“When Xavier said that I knew we were one of the same.”
This is his hero, but I knew he had to find out the truth.
“Jaden, you know what irony is, right?”
“Of course I do”
“Well you know that Xavier is satirical, making fun of modern philosophers.”
The 7 stages of grief are setting in, first denial. Jaden laughed,
“That just can’t be true, no no no why lie to me like that”
“I’m not lying”
“Of course your not.”
Guilt the 2nd stage commences.
“I should of known better, it’s too good to be true.”You slumber, you cucumber”, I knew that wasn’t that deep.”
I felt bad but this was better to happen sooner then later.
“I am so sorry”
“NO! YOU ARE NOT SORRY, IF YOU WERE SORRY YOU WOULDN’T OF TOLD ME THIS!”
He started to break down when I put my hand on his shoulder he continued.
“I’m sorry, it’s not your fault but why me? Huh? Please God I will stop making music if you bring Xavier back.”
I almost hoped that would happen but sadly it didn’t. Depression was now getting to him, he asked to be alone but he did say expect his new album to be about this lesson. Hopefully he starts to reflect but until then stay tuned with complicated media for more.