Eric Andre has sexual intercourse with Stradivarius Violin, price jumps $6 million

August 17 will see the release of Matt Groening’s brand new animated comedy “Disenchantment” on Netflix. But one of the show’s key voice actors is gearing up for the premiere in an interesting way.

Comedian and Berklee College of Music alum Eric Andre recently pulled the most insane publicity stunt of his career. From the comfort of his home, he live-streamed a video of him having full-on penetrative sexual intercourse with a rare Stradivarius violin, one which was valued at $7 million. But after finishing the deed, an unnamed billionaire antique collector –coincidentally a huge Eric Andre Show fan– offered to buy it at $13 million.

“Just knowing that the seed of the mighty Eric Andre lay within this instrument is enough for me to cash in big on this,” said the collector. “It is indescribable how much I envy the women Eric has slept with.”

For those unaware, Stradivarius violins are the rarest and most expensive instruments in the world. This stems from their historical roots. Created in 1600s Italy by Antonio Stradivari, these violins and other stringed instruments are still played by some of classical music’s greats like Itzhak Perlman and Yo-Yo Ma.

But the prices are hiked up by the rarity of these instruments as well. Though Stradivari made around 1100 instruments, only 650 of them survive today, making them prize pieces at major auctions.

For this unnamed collector, however, the violin itself was not enough. To truly fit into his collection, he needed a special touch that only the genitalia of Eric Andre could provide. After purchasing the violin, he contracted Andre to ejaculate into it.

“I have a very tiny penis, I have a micropenis,” Andre said. “It actually helped since the f-holes of the violin were pretty small so I fit like a glove.”

Disenchantment Part 1 is now out on Netflix. Happy streaming!

 

 

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