We Ranked the BTS Members By Their Confirmed Kills

Fans worldwide had a meltdown when it became public knowledge that the superstar K-Pop boyband BTS would be completing their mandatory military service like any other member of their community.

MF DOOM Fan Sets Man on Fire for Not Spelling Rapper’s Name in All Caps

By Kai Hellberg SOMEWHERE IN FLORIDA– 28-year-old Sal Jamison was set on fire by Brock Lee, an avid MF DOOM fan, after Jamison mistakenly wrote a Facebook comment mentioning the rapper in all lowercase letters. Taking place just last night, this is perhaps the first ever example of an actual “flame war.” The altercation was…

Asahd Khaled Admits He Doesn’t Post to Instagram, “I’m a Baby”

Some claim that Asahd is living in his father, DJ Khaled’s shadow. DJ is a record producer and disk jockey who rose to stardom despite nobody ever truly enjoying anything he’s made. We at Swallow Media didn’t want to believe the rumors, so we brought in Asahd for an exclusive interview.

Logan Paul To Direct XXXTentacion TV Pilot

A known activist for suicide victims since 2018 and doing the right thing in general, Paul is confirmed to be the director of the TV Pilot based on the life of the late XXXTentacion. Paul claims he is taking this role wholeheartedly, as he was one of the celebrities most effected by the rapper’s sudden death.

Tyler, the Creator confirms IGOR is a companion piece to the movie IGOR

By Yoshi Wall Los Angeles, CA – Although fans who have been anticipating the oft-delayed Steve Buscemi and Tyler the Creator collaborative album might have to wait a little longer, Tyler has revealed that we may have already received the next best thing. While many millenials and zoomers might only know film director/auteur Tony Leondis…