Kanye West Hospitalized After Taking a Bleach Bath to Become White

“First, I bleached my hair. That went great, but I just looked like a black man with an albino person’s hair. It wasn’t enough, and I craved a more permanent solution.”


Joyner Lucas to Drop “I’m Not Racist Part 2: I’m Still Not Racist” With Special Guests Eminem and Tom Macdonald

As if the Caucasian Sensations of Rap Crusades couldn’t get anymore anticlimactic. Semi-conscious rapper, race hero and late-bloomer star that isn’t Danny Brown nor that good emo band “Joyce Manor” Joyner Lucas is back, with more consciousness ready to be shared with thoughtful white teenagers across America. After his extremely viral video and culture-joining anthem…

Brockhampton To Replace Ex-Member Ameer Vann With R. Kelly

By Jacob Babcock Meet the newest member of America’s favorite boyband! It’s been an eventful year for American hip-hop collective and self-proclaimed boyband Brockhampton. Back in 2017, they released 3 installments of their “Saturation” album trilogy to commercial and critical success, boosted by a ringing endorsement from popular online music critic Anthony Fantano or “theneedledrop”….

Kanye West To Release New Album Titled “Yitler”

By John Marc Degaard The music mogul has been making an incredible name for himself throughout the year of 2018. 5 records, hand produced by himself, 2 of which (DAYTONA and Kids See Ghosts) are easy favorites for hip hop fans and critics alike. But he has also more albums in the works to be…

Local Punk conflicted about owning Unknown Pleasures shirt

By Jacob Babcock “I owned it BEFORE it was trendy!” Local man Jason Hornsby has been active in his local music scene since the age of 16. Now, as an 18-year-old he has begun using his voice to speak out against injustice in the community, starting with the commercialization of popular post-punk band “Joy Division”….

Lil Pump And Kanye Release Terrible Song

We’re about to nominate a sexual predator as a Supreme Court Judge and we got this rip off of Tyga’s Rack City to worry about. 2018 has been an interesting year for Kanye. He put out 5 records where he handled the production: none of them were good. He praised Trump, a move that destroyed…