Lana Del Rey to fight Conor McGregor, saying “I won’t not fuck him up”

Yesterday, she called Joe Rogan to not not organize and comentate a fight between herself and Conor McGregor. Joe Rogan has agreed to not not comentate for free. It’s looking more like Lana just doesn’t want to not fuck someone up for no reason at all.

PHEW! We sat down with Death Grips, they’re not that scary in person

I slowly started reaching for my dad’s old Tippmann 98™ paintball gun I taped under my chair. I didn’t like having to keep it there, but, after listening to their last album, Bottomless Pit, I wouldn’t be surprised if they attacked me at any moment for no reason at all.