Yesterday, she called Joe Rogan to not not organize and comentate a fight between herself and Conor McGregor. Joe Rogan has agreed to not not comentate for free. It’s looking more like Lana just doesn’t want to not fuck someone up for no reason at all.
Rioting in the streets as North Korea split into two countries today, now to be known as East North Korea and West North Korea. The people are divided as a nation over a diss track Pusha T just released.
I grabbed all my jars and the one zip-lock bag I filled when I ran out of jars and measured out a whopping 4 Liters. At first I thought I was crazy, but I must have measured it 6 times. 4 Liters.
I slowly started reaching for my dad’s old Tippmann 98™ paintball gun I taped under my chair. I didn’t like having to keep it there, but, after listening to their last album, Bottomless Pit, I wouldn’t be surprised if they attacked me at any moment for no reason at all.
Thanks to Kanye West’s soft spot for all things feline and his fierce entrepreneurial spirit, the hottest and cattiest scoop of the summer is coming to PetCo’s nation-wide! The KANYE x PETCO collaboration we didn’t even know we have *all* been waiting for is the one, the only: Poopity Scooper™.
“I want to be one of the greats. Like Jared from Subway, you know? That’s my competition. I’m going to grind every day even if it means I have to somehow pass this GED so I don’t go to prison and can become what I’ve always known I could be. I want to be a master jail baiter, not a jailed masturbater”
By Yoshi Yui Eminem, Russ, J.Cole, and Logic all came to Swallow Studios with quite a negative energy. Grimacing. Hunched-over. Defeated. We asked them to plug their latest music and they all simultaneously flinched. They all shared their traumatic experiences with the rising, deadly phenomenon that is fanbullies. Not to be confused with fanboys nor fangirls,…