Ja Rule just announced the sequal to Fyre Fest in the most Ja Rule way possible: via an email from a Nigerian Prince asking for a temporary deposit of US$100,000
Action Bronson Opens a Restaurant Where Every Dish is Covered in Sweat
By Yoshi Yui Action Bronson has made waves on social media today with the exciting announcement of his new restaurant “The Sweat Lodge Hip-Hop Bistro,” due to open sometime in 2019. With his stardom being a huge leg-up against competing resteraunterus, investors were excited to jump in on the project without knowing much about it…
Billie Eilish deters perverts by wearing a Mickey Rourke mask at all times
By Kai Hellberg Sexualization of child stars has been a hot topic in 2018 music news. Drake has been criticized for grooming Millie Bobby Brown with how he talks to her, and 6ix9ine has somehow made his fans neglect his pedophilia charges. But some young faces in entertainment want to take a stand. In an…
Kanye West Hospitalized After Taking a Bleach Bath to Become White
“First, I bleached my hair. That went great, but I just looked like a black man with an albino person’s hair. It wasn’t enough, and I craved a more permanent solution.”
Joyner Lucas to Drop “I’m Not Racist Part 2: I’m Still Not Racist” With Special Guests Eminem and Tom Macdonald
As if the Caucasian Sensations of Rap Crusades couldn’t get anymore anticlimactic. Semi-conscious rapper, race hero and late-bloomer star that isn’t Danny Brown nor that good emo band “Joyce Manor” Joyner Lucas is back, with more consciousness ready to be shared with thoughtful white teenagers across America. After his extremely viral video and culture-joining anthem…
Lana Del Rey to fight Conor McGregor, saying “I won’t not fuck him up”
Yesterday, she called Joe Rogan to not not organize and comentate a fight between herself and Conor McGregor. Joe Rogan has agreed to not not comentate for free. It’s looking more like Lana just doesn’t want to not fuck someone up for no reason at all.
Brockhampton To Replace Ex-Member Ameer Vann With R. Kelly
By Jacob Babcock Meet the newest member of America’s favorite boyband! It’s been an eventful year for American hip-hop collective and self-proclaimed boyband Brockhampton. Back in 2017, they released 3 installments of their “Saturation” album trilogy to commercial and critical success, boosted by a ringing endorsement from popular online music critic Anthony Fantano or “theneedledrop”….
